The other day, while I was throwing spherical objects for my two ball-obsessed standard poodles at the field near my parents' house, we encountered a pug named Pippin who seems to think he's a great dane. My male poodle - Louis - is rather large and something of an alpha dog, albeit a friendly one. He finds himself perplexed when other dogs challenge his authority. It's almost as though he expects all of canine-kind to immediately recognize him as their king and doesn't understand when they don't.
He was particularly baffled on that afternoon when the insolent little pug picked up his ball and ran across the field with it, streaking in and out of patches of tall grass like a dog possessed. Louis gave chase, incensed at the effrontery of this small, wrinkly-faced thief. He finally cornered the pug near the hedge that marks the separation between the field and the housing development beyond and - wagging his tail - proceeded to poke the pug repeatedly with his snout, which is his way of challenging another dog to a game of bite and pounce. Pippin dropped the ball just long enough to bite Louis on the nose.
Now normally dogs biting one another at the field is no laughing matter - but this was pure hilarity because the little pug's teeth barely punctured Louis' nose - but they did give him a newfound respect for smaller dogs. After the biting incident, the two became fast friends. They chased one another around and around the field until they were muddy beyond all recognition. By standing up to a very fluffy bully, Pippin the pug proved that his stature belied his poodle-sized heart.